Hello Everyone, Here is something as a gift for all of you. A post on the
very first day of the new year. Read it and blame yourself for reading it
later.
"Just like every other year, this one has also gone away into history.
But 2013 did make a lot of differences in many lives. We lost some (Jiyah Khan, Pran Kishan, Paul Walker, Nelson Mandela, Margaret Thatcher), while some arrived
into the world (my special baby- My Godchild and 50million other kids). We saw big
things (Arvind Kejriwal sworne as CM) and some small things (Dhoom3's cast).
But just like every other year, we are left with the same hopes (and the
same failed government). Though it’s just a matter of one digit—2013 to
2014—which won’t change anything, but there’s one thing that we can always
expect the next year to be better in. NEWS! Seeing the trends 2013 is leaving us
with, here is something I think, can become the news of 2014.
Let’s start with the Hero of 2013. Anna Hazare is the
obvious choice. If you don’t vote for Katrina Kaif as the Heroine of
2013, she can readily strip for you and your views will change. So now
there’s high probability that the hero and heroine will join together in 2014 to
do, well, whatever they do! While Anna performs his fasting, Kat could strip so
that the Anna fans do not get bored!
With the popularity of few politicians since they were slapped, I think it’s high
time, the PM should declare ‘
Slapping’ as the
National Action. Who knows, we might see the National
Slap Day being observed, where politicians volunteer to be slapped and get
Facebook promotions in return!
"Another super popular thing this year were many of the Bollywood item numbers. Seeing the popularity,
some underrated soul might use them for their fame. Don’t tell anyone but our
secret sources report that Manmohan Singh is planning to sing the silent
version of Mujhe Cash de, to be released on his birthday next year.
The biggest question 2013 has left us with is Sachin’s retirement. And the way he has played, I guess in 2014, we may see a few of the cricketers hit a few hundreds (of nervous nineties)! (No offence to Sachin fans, even I
am one)
Bollywood might see some big things next year. Big Boss season7 has just ended. Bored by usual ways of promotion, the producers have decided to do acts in public what their actors and actresses do in a movie. So the public will now
get to see the celebrities doing the same things they do on TV: shirtless, topless and bottomless!
The Bharat Ratna will also be another much discussed thing the next year since
it is now open to sportspersons. Now that sportsmen can get it, I think Vinod
Kambli will be its recipient in 2014. Oh c’mon, the guy speaks the truth
and he has played cricket if you remember! (Tell me you do!)
Next year, we’ll also see the Swayamvar of Sofia Hayat. Any guesses on who is
the unlucky one to be her would-be? Well, I think i have an answer for you. News
is that our unmarried former Prime Minister Atal Behari Vajpayee would be going
to try his luck, not because he likes her, but he wants Indo-Pak harmony.
"As for the last and the best news, the biggest trend of 2014 is going
to be the one and only Narendra Modi! As he is the one who will save the world on
the Doomsday!
Well, we’re done with what is going to be the NEWS of 2014. We all have seen
a lot this year, and on a serious note, I wish this year we can see better
governance and a few stable policies. Please don’t say you laughed more on this
point!
Oh yeah, HAPPY NEW YEAR 
